Nowhere Man
semicirclesin:

BullShi*t„

semicirclesin:

BullShi*t„

tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really went extinct. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really went extinct. [x]

bohenboner:

  #there are people #there are gods #and then there is tom hanks
extractalesson:

Legolize it.

Fuck. Yes.

extractalesson:

Legolize it.

Fuck. Yes.

dirtydisneydames:

(via Sally from Nightmare by Hodges-Art on deviantART)
marchcronus:

adventuresingay:

Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself.

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

marchcronus:

adventuresingay:

Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself.

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

lennythereviewer:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

This is like a tombstone you’d see at the Haunted Mansion I swear

lennythereviewer:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

This is like a tombstone you’d see at the Haunted Mansion I swear

beautiful-ordinary-things:

HE HAS A TINY CART OF CARROTS

beautiful-ordinary-things:

HE HAS A TINY CART OF CARROTS

thearmada4231:

This is why I have no friends.

artmonia:

Street Art by Daan Botlek